Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm really busy with my period
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