Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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