Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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