besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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