We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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