so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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