you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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