Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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