But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Even my vagina gasped.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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