I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
