...so i touched it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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