She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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