Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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