You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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