I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
My liver just had a heart attack.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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