I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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