..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Found the puke drawer
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
