covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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