Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i think im in europe. pls send help
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
