i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize