The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
And then he peed in my hair
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