he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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