Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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