I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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