Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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