dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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