no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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