Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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