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he shaved USA in his pubs
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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