I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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