ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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