Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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