Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
be right there i have to get my cape
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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