That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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