You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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