I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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