I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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