You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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