omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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