Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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