It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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