Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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