yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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