So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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