so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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