Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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