Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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