on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
love makes seman taste better
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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