didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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