girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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