I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
