im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
So apparently I’m into choking now
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