we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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