You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
