So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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