dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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