how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Gay?
German.
Pity.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
