You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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