It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Randomize
