it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Even my vagina gasped.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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